i'm not cute, i'm punk
So i blog random stuff and sometimes am the epitome of awkward... ok all the time...

peppermint-prince:

i love hearing puppies running over to you

it’s literally just

pitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterPITTERPATTERPITTERPATTER


kimpissible:

i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor


cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image


stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure